What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Is there a correlation between being a medium and mental health?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

After a few moments he returns.

Who writes and reads novels nowadays?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Sure no problem officer.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

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HELLO

Yes sir it is.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Honestly! Do you people actually watch all that nonsense produced by the nitwit network television stations or do they just claim you do?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

What does it mean to dream about demons possessing people, and what can be done about this dream that keeps occurring for years?

{RING} {RING}

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?